They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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