You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I need you to use more vowels.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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