Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
