All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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