You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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