kristin has been a bad kristin
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
