He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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