I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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