Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
