And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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