i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Randomize
