these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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