return my video game
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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