I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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