She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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