Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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