You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
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