I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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