my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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