There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
This is my gift to your gina
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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