Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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