If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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