If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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