Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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