That's intense
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
