no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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