they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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