My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm like, not good at living.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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