I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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