I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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