Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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