You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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