What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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