I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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