No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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