youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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