we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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