It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I just want nice things and good sex
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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