So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I want to make a zoo with you.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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