Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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