Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
All the doctor said was why
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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