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great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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