We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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