Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
don't judge my taste in strippers
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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