She's JV to your varsity
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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