Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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