Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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