I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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