if you like me you must not know who I am
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Randomize
