If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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