I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
she peed on how many people?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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