Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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