yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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