I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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